| - SYD WARS - A long long drinking session in a village far far away |
NAT SKYWORMER - FARM BOY
Nat Skywormer is a frustrated farm boy who comes across a Robot Smurf named
RU2-Willing2....however Nat still prefered to denegrate himself with his
defenceless pet worm.
Nat Skywormer is a frustrated farm boy who comes across a Robot Smurf named
RU2-Willing2....however Nat still prefered to denegrate himself with his
defenceless pet worm.
Nat Skywormer meets Bend Oldie WanKenob
Nat Skywormer & RU2-Willing2 meet Bend Oldie Wankenob who was a
legendary warrior from the Clown Wars in years gone by. Bend Oldie Wankenob
is the first one to tell him about the power of the penetrational force.
Nat Skywormer & RU2-Willing2 meet Bend Oldie Wankenob who was a
legendary warrior from the Clown Wars in years gone by. Bend Oldie Wankenob
is the first one to tell him about the power of the penetrational force.
Syd as Hand Solo with first mate Smooglebacca
The threesome (Nat Skywormer, RU2-Willing2 & Bend Oldie Wankenob), travel to
a seedy strip joint where they meet Syd Smurf, who has been given the
unfortunate nickname of Hand Solo. They also meet Hand Solo's first (and only)
mate Smooglebacca, who flies the Multiple Orgasm, which was the slowest and
bumpiest ride in the galaxy.
The threesome (Nat Skywormer, RU2-Willing2 & Bend Oldie Wankenob), travel to
a seedy strip joint where they meet Syd Smurf, who has been given the
unfortunate nickname of Hand Solo. They also meet Hand Solo's first (and only)
mate Smooglebacca, who flies the Multiple Orgasm, which was the slowest and
bumpiest ride in the galaxy.
The gang travel together on the Multiple Orgasm until they are captured by the evil
Darthamel at his home base known as the Death Castle.
Darthamel at his home base known as the Death Castle.
Darthamel Fights Oldie Wankenob
Darthamel tried to feel Bend Oldie Wankenob's presence, which was objected to
and therefore ended up in a fight to the death.
Darthamel tried to feel Bend Oldie Wankenob's presence, which was objected to
and therefore ended up in a fight to the death.
Darthamel fights and kills Bend Oldie Wankenob while the Scrupletroopers watch
on. After striking Bend Oldie Wankenob down, Darthamel steps on him to make
sure he is well and truly dead.
on. After striking Bend Oldie Wankenob down, Darthamel steps on him to make
sure he is well and truly dead.
Hand Solo & Nat Skywormer rescues Princess Lay
While Oldie Wankenob and Darthamel were fighting....Hand Solo and Nat
Skywormer, disguised at Darthamel and his twin brother, sneak into the prison
quarters to rescue Princess Lay. Unfortunately Hand Solo leaves the other 2 poor
buggers in their cages, as Princess Lay can offer Hand Solo a better
reward.....and perhaps also a better nickname that he can boast about down at
the pub.
While Oldie Wankenob and Darthamel were fighting....Hand Solo and Nat
Skywormer, disguised at Darthamel and his twin brother, sneak into the prison
quarters to rescue Princess Lay. Unfortunately Hand Solo leaves the other 2 poor
buggers in their cages, as Princess Lay can offer Hand Solo a better
reward.....and perhaps also a better nickname that he can boast about down at
the pub.
Hand Solo fights the Scruple Troopers
Our heroes get caught out and a battle scene erupts inside the Death Castle
destroy the iMPSerial Forces home base.
Our heroes get caught out and a battle scene erupts inside the Death Castle
destroy the iMPSerial Forces home base.
Nat Skywormer destroys the Death Castle
The seedy succeed when Nat Skywormer returns to the Death Castle in his
X-Rated Wing aircraft. Nat shoots his load and destroys the Death Castle.
However the evil and rather perverted Darthamel escapes.
The seedy succeed when Nat Skywormer returns to the Death Castle in his
X-Rated Wing aircraft. Nat shoots his load and destroys the Death Castle.
However the evil and rather perverted Darthamel escapes.
Nat returns home from battle in his X-Rated craft as a hero, but he heads back to
the local pub in depression when Princess Lay started getting it on with
Smooglebacca instead.
the local pub in depression when Princess Lay started getting it on with
Smooglebacca instead.
The Enema Strikes Back
Not long after the Death Castle was destroyed, Darthamel started rebuilding a
new Death Castle and started sending his troops out to look for the hidden
Ribald Base. On the planet of Hogatha, they find & capture most of the
Ribalds....except for a couple of them like........Hand Solo who was too busy
Smooglebacca who were at it again, & little Nat Skywormer, who was doing
something very very very bad to his worm.
Not long after the Death Castle was destroyed, Darthamel started rebuilding a
new Death Castle and started sending his troops out to look for the hidden
Ribald Base. On the planet of Hogatha, they find & capture most of the
Ribalds....except for a couple of them like........Hand Solo who was too busy
Smooglebacca who were at it again, & little Nat Skywormer, who was doing
something very very very bad to his worm.
Landing on Sin City meeting Commando Caressing
Our heroes (except Nat Skywormer who went to meet the worm's parents), flee to
Sin City to catch up with Hand Solo's old friend named Commando Carressing,
who used to own a Strip Joint that Hand Solo would frequent.
Our heroes (except Nat Skywormer who went to meet the worm's parents), flee to
Sin City to catch up with Hand Solo's old friend named Commando Carressing,
who used to own a Strip Joint that Hand Solo would frequent.
Unfortunately Commando had changed a lot since the old strip club days and
was even wearing undies now. Before Hand Solo even came, Commando had
made a deal with Darthamel to set up a trap for Hand Solo and the rest of the
Ribalds. Darthamel promised Commando full use of his body (warts & all), so
Commando betrayed our heroes without hesistation....Hand Solo is captured as
planned and gets covered in Vegemite.
was even wearing undies now. Before Hand Solo even came, Commando had
made a deal with Darthamel to set up a trap for Hand Solo and the rest of the
Ribalds. Darthamel promised Commando full use of his body (warts & all), so
Commando betrayed our heroes without hesistation....Hand Solo is captured as
planned and gets covered in Vegemite.
Still covered in Vegemite, Hand Solo is handed over to a Booby Hunter named
Bigga Fatt, where he is taken back to Teddy the Bear's palace.
Bigga Fatt, where he is taken back to Teddy the Bear's palace.
The fight at Sin City
Nat Skywormer rushes to Sin City to save Hand Solo, but he arrives too late. The
young Nat Skywormer meets the evil Darthamel in battle for the first time. It turns
out bad as Darthamel severs Nat's worm from his arm.
Nat Skywormer rushes to Sin City to save Hand Solo, but he arrives too late. The
young Nat Skywormer meets the evil Darthamel in battle for the first time. It turns
out bad as Darthamel severs Nat's worm from his arm.
Princess Lay disguised as a Booby Hunter, goes to Teddy's Palace with
Smooglebacca as her decoy prisoner. In a desperate attempt to rescue Hand
Solo from the evil clutches of the Teddy The Bear, Princess Lay offers
Smooglebacca for Teddy's pleasure. However Princes Lay soon gets caught in a
compromising position trying to raise Hand Solo and will soon be made to wear a
Commando Carressing, disguised here as a guard offers to help our heroes after
Darthamel refused to put out.
Smooglebacca as her decoy prisoner. In a desperate attempt to rescue Hand
Solo from the evil clutches of the Teddy The Bear, Princess Lay offers
Smooglebacca for Teddy's pleasure. However Princes Lay soon gets caught in a
compromising position trying to raise Hand Solo and will soon be made to wear a
Commando Carressing, disguised here as a guard offers to help our heroes after
Darthamel refused to put out.
Nat Skywormer who is now no longer a devious farm boy with a worm at his side
(usually his backside just like his long lost father Analking Skywormer), joins the
party at Teddy's Palace to find that Princess Lay has been chained to Teddy's side
as a prisoner. The inexperienced Nat gives away Commando's disguise by
waving to him on arrival. However the seedy prevail once more and the Ribald
forces flee to frolic another day.
(usually his backside just like his long lost father Analking Skywormer), joins the
party at Teddy's Palace to find that Princess Lay has been chained to Teddy's side
as a prisoner. The inexperienced Nat gives away Commando's disguise by
waving to him on arrival. However the seedy prevail once more and the Ribald
forces flee to frolic another day.
When nature calls
Hand Solo and Princess Lay go to the forest planet of Amour where they meet
these furry little creatures called Chitterbugs. Hand Solo nearly lost more than his
life as an iMPSerial Walker headed his way to really piss him off.
Hand Solo and Princess Lay go to the forest planet of Amour where they meet
these furry little creatures called Chitterbugs. Hand Solo nearly lost more than his
life as an iMPSerial Walker headed his way to really piss him off.
Nat Skywormer fights the evil Darthamel
Nat Skywormer battles Darthamel in a fierce fight where they both try to out-twit
each other, before Nat finds out that Darthamel is actually his long lost father
Analking Skywormer. Together they decide to check out Darthamel's worm
collection where they live hornily ever after.
Hand Solo is released where he finds work pouring beers at the Dago Bar. He
later gets the sack for not sweeping the floors although he swears to this day that
it wasn't a Hand job, and someone else should of done it.
THE END
Nat Skywormer battles Darthamel in a fierce fight where they both try to out-twit
each other, before Nat finds out that Darthamel is actually his long lost father
Analking Skywormer. Together they decide to check out Darthamel's worm
collection where they live hornily ever after.
Hand Solo is released where he finds work pouring beers at the Dago Bar. He
later gets the sack for not sweeping the floors although he swears to this day that
it wasn't a Hand job, and someone else should of done it.
THE END
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